Sunday, April 10, 2005

THE QUEEN, PAIN AND DIETS

HELLO BLOGGERS,
LASTNIGHT I WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF MY LAPTOP IN LOADS OF PAIN AND SELF PITY, SO I WROTE TO THE QUEEN ABOUT HEPATITIS C. I ASKED HER WHY MPs HAVE IGNORED MY LETTERS AND I ASKED HER FOR A PUBLIC ENQUIRY INTO HEPATITIS C CONTAMINATED BLOOD PRODUCT'S. I EVEN SENT HER A LINK TO MY BLOG. IF YOU READ THIS YOUR MAJESTY, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY HELLO AND I HOPE YOUR BOYS WEDDING WENT OK.

DIETS.
I AM A BIT OF A FAT GIT AND I SMOKE TO MUCH. I HAVE TRIED DIETING SEVERAL TIMES, BUT MY WILLPOWER KEEPS LETTING ME DOWN. I REALLY DO NEED TO GET MY BODY SORTED OUT BEFORE I START TREATMENT.
I AM GOING TO POST MY WEIGHT EVERY SUNDAY EVENING, JUST AS A KICK UP THE BUM FROM ME TO ME. I HOPE THIS WILL HELP ENCOURAGE ME. I DID JOIN A GYM BEFORE MY BIOPSY, I WILL START GOING AS SOON AS THE PAIN STARTS TO FADE.

WEEK ONE. I AM 18 STONE

8 comments:

Sue, Toronto said...

Steve.... what is st? Sue

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steve said...

HI SUE ST STANDS FOR STONE, I AM ABOUT 115 lbs

Jonathan Colam said...

Hi Steve,

Sorry to dissillusion you mate but if you are 18 stone then you are 253 pounds. Havin met you I can assure you that you are not 115 pounds.

Feeling any better today?

Jonathan

steve said...

HI JONATHAN,
I AM FEELING A BIT BETTER TODAY CHEERS.
AS FOR THE POUNDS KILOS THING, I AM STRICTLY A POUNDS SHILLINGS AND PENCE PRESON, SO I AM GOING TO STICK TO STONE.
ALL THE BEST MATE
STEVE

Sue, Toronto said...

Hi Steve,

Glad you're feeling a bit better! I've never heard "stone" before and think it's tres cool - am going to work out how many stone I am!

Sue

Paul said...

A hilarious post and comments!!
Steve and Jonathan you make a great double act.
More please!!